Calculus, derivatives

 Derivate me, calculate me
 take the square root of me
 twist me, turn me, exponate me
 bring that huge exponent onto me

 Take me, twist me,
 pull me, squish me,
 turn me, slide me,
 throw me down the curve

 Integrate me, derivate me,
 take me to the nth degree
 reduce me, enlarge me
 bring me to infinity

 Close those boring books
 and turn the laptop off
 open up your heart
 and turn my power on

 Shut me down, start me up
 Sum your circuits up
 Ground your wire down
 Split me up in half

 Multiply yourself
 Take the average
 Weigh the risks
 Tell me your p-value 

 Take the area under my curve
 Take me, calculate me
 Square me and derivate me
 End inside me exponentially

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